Gym Annoyance

To me, the gym is a place to workout. That's it. I get there, I try my hardest to burn so calories and build some muscle so I can look decent naked. And for overall health. I want to get in and get out. There are few things that annoy me at the gym:

• Cell phones. It's one thing to have them at the gym if you are expecting an important call, got dropped off and need to know when the person is picking you up, etc but what is the purpose of running on the treadmill talking to you buddy about that girl/guy you just met last weekend. Really? Can it wait an hour?
• Girls in sports bras and short shorts. Really......I'm just jealous. I don't want to see how great your body is while I'm busting my butt to look like you. That's all.
• The gym is for working out. Not for socializing. I'm guilty of this one but I try hard not to be. I hate when the gym is already crowded as it is and I'm waiting for a particular machine or several machines only to find that the person on it has been chatting w/ their gym boyfriend/girlfriend for the last 30 minutes.
• If I have my ear phones in, see you and say hi, but don't take my earphones out, please let me be. I will not be rude and not acknowledge you but I really don't want to be at the gym too late b/c I was too busy catching up and not working out.
• Wear deodorant to the gym. It's likely you will work up a sweat and stink but please be considerate of those around you.
• Guys trying to lift way too much and have terrible form. I see this with guys more so than girls. They want to lift a whole lot of weight but swing their back where they aren't even working the muscles that particular lift is for. They think they look cool, but they really don't.
• Fat guy/girl in a little shirt........